Content Advisory

The following page contains no profanity, nudity, or any type of material that will offend the general population. However, you may want to re-think your decision to view the following page if you:

1) are a rabid devotee of Zamfir, "Master of the Pan Flute"
2) have not matured beyond the hero worship phase regarding Zamfir
3) tremble or weep at the thought of being in Zamfir's glorious presence
4) believe Zamfir is a reincarnated god and is above reproach
5) believe that a critical look at Zamfir is scandalous and should be forbidden

If any of these apply to you, then you should exit this page now. However, if you wish to view the following page with an open mind and a fair measure of tolerance, then click here to enter this site. I remind the reader: The author is not responsible for any adverse reactions this page may inspire.

"O bleeding hearts, say not that you were unwarned"   -Douglas Bishop